Ranking the Top 11

I knew that fatass Jeremy would be gone first.. what I wasn’t expecting was that the gentle giant would be a mass murderer.

Here is an updated list of the top 11, from best to worst.

1) Joshua Ledet: Last week I had Joshua in 3rd place, but his performance blew me away this week. The crawfish bit went on for far too long though.

2) Hollie Cavanagh: She was 7th, and keeps getting more consistent. She might be one to watch out for.

3) Jessica Sanchez: Was 2nd. She might start to bore me but they’re all boring..

4) Skylar Laine: Was 5th. I really like her personality, but wasn’t really feeling her song choice this week.

5) Deandre Brackensick: Was 8th. I think he has the biggest chance of having a successful career after idol.

6) Elise Testone: Was 1st. The producers keep fucking her over.. it’s getting on my nerves a bit. Why would they pimp her in the top 24 so hard if they want to sabotage her?

7) Colton Dixon: Was 4th. Get this asshole off my tv. How full of yourself can you be?

8) Phillip Phillips: Was 6th. I hope he would just die of kidney stones already. He is terrible.

9) Shannon Magrane: Was 9th. They honestly only keep her around because Steven is waiting for her to turn 18 to have sex with her. Her voice has an awful tone but at least shes pretty.

10) Heejun Han: Was 11th. He just shouldn’t sing.. he thinks that this is Last Comic Standing and it really isn’t. He’s just sweaty and off key and reminds me of the asian teacher i had that would tremble every time an athlete spoke.

11) Erika Van Pelt: Was 12th. How did this fat bitch even make top 13?

Jermaine Jones has been eliminated from American Idol for hiding criminal actions.

He wouldn’t win anyways.

One of the American Idol contestants have been kicked off the show for hiding a criminal past.

Ranking the American Idol top 13:

There were some shockers in this top 13 for me, but it was pretty predictable, 

from best to worst:

1) Elise Testone: For some reason, she is what idol viewers have wanted for the past 3 years  but can’t have due to voting politics. Alison Iraheta, Crystal Bowersox, Haley Reinhart, these girls are the ones that last a long time in the competition, but get screwed right at the end because they are up against strong voting demographics (teen girls and old women)

2) Jessica Sanchez: The girl has pipes and can sing anything.. she will make it far on sheer talent, and might even win.

3) Joshua Ledet: Good singer, good personality, will make it far.

4) Colton Dixon: Good singer, bad personality.

5) Skylar Laine: Her performance was good, I think she can grow on me and  be better than 5.

6) Phillip Phillips: I think that the producers really would hate to see him win after the last few winners:

7) Hollie Cavanagh: I think she’ll be around for a little bit, if we can get used to her speaking voice.

8) Deandre Brackensick: I can see him releasing a really good R&B album.

9) Shannon Magrane: She is an ok singer and is really boring…

10) Jermaine Jones: A really great bass voice and personality, but not strong enough to break top 10.

11) Heejun Han: His personality is the only thing keeping him from not being last.

12) Erica Van Pelt: Her voice is deeper than Jermaine’s and her back tattoo is horrendous. 

13) Jeremy Rosado: Only put in because he is fat, I think if it’s time to trim the fat in this top 13, he’s the first cut.

kristanmarie:

bigbrotherspoilers:

http://www.onlinebigbrother.com/2012/01/the-amazing-race-cast-revealed-brendon-and-rachel-boobs-brawn-and-brains/

sooooooooooooooooooooooo excited!

Denise just chillen with Jedward

Frankie tries on his pig costume for the task!

Celebrity Big Brother 2012 is underway! 

Georgia and Andrew have been nominated for eviction, who do you think will be first off?

For those who don’t know, Big Brother 12 and 13 contestants Rachel Reilly and Brendon Villegas will be racing on the next season of The Amazing Race.. how do you think the challenge dominators will do?

The X Factor U.S. is falling apart.

There are no real entertaining acts..

America knows that the groups suck

why would you choose the groups, Paula?

Stereo Hoggz are gone and Lakoda Rayne have no shot at winning.

Try again next year,  Paula.